Fake Guru of Vrindavan

Below is a post from Swami Balendu’s blog :  I will analyze it at the end and bring it to reader’s attention how he is totally talking about himself and is still living the same lifestyle of a fake guru but under different pretenses.

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 http://www.jaisiyaram.com/blog/guru/5708-guide-to-being-a-successful-guru-21-june-10.html

 ”Guide to being a successful Guru – 21 June 10″

How to Get Started with your Guru-Business – A Modern Guru’s Guide to Success

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Here is my analysis:

As per his own article above it shows that Swami Balendu is a fake wannabe guru even though he says that he is not a guru. Below I explain as to how, based on his explanation.

(1) – He calls himself a Swami without any qualifications of study of scriptures etc.

(2) – Long beard and hair most of the times but then goes completely bald. White robes or sometimes orange clothes, a chosen style of clothes for a Hindu Swami. Even his brothers wear the same. He is supposed to be the guru, being the oldest brother and the other two brothers are his agents or helpers or office managers.

(3)-  Spiritual Biography – They came up with an idea of him living in a cave prior to being a guru , which is so fake as you can see the previous post or the youtube video. It was just a room in his own house with toilet and window for food. Anyone can live there for years very comfortably and grow dreadlocks and be worshipped as a great holy sage. So fake and disgusting.

(4) – Since he has not had any formal education, he learned everything that he talks about from other teacher’s lectures or videos. That is the reason for the utter confusion that comes from his writing. He jumps back and forth from one idea to another and speaks absolutely opposite the next day. Sign of no education. Also learned English the same way from his western followers or the gal he married.

(5) – He thinks he has mastered the speaking skills. Very entertaining I must say. He has prepared at least one wise comment for every topic just like he has said in his own article. For example, he knows that people of today are vary of gurus so his defense is that He is not a Guru but has nothing to support it as he does work and behave like one. His second line is that I am not a religious person but yet uses everything from Hindu religion – yoga to Gita to Vedas to Mantra, only when it benefits him and in the next breath he talks against them. Utter confusion. Poor western people fall for his tactics and who knows how many even question him but stay silent. Some have written to me voicing their concerns.

(6) – Primary amount of followers – Started with his brothers and relatives and then bought friends on Facebook. Problem solved. http://www.quickonlinetips.com/archives/2010/09/buy-facebook-fans-friends-likes/

(7) – You can read his plea again and again for more donations under the idea of feeding the orphans. I think he is way too smart, even smarter than all the existing Gurus put together.

(8) – The best part to Swami Balendu is that he has found a new place in this industry by giving people what they are looking for. A Guru under the garb of Non Guru. Whatever sells these days you know.

I will say it again, if he talks like a duck, looks like a duck and walks like a duck, He is a Duck no matter how loudly he says he is not a duck!

Its upto you to decide if he is indeed a duck.