Wednesday, November 19, 2014

The first hand truth about Swami Balendu, Yashendu and Purnendu

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

What is morally wrong with Swami Balendu, Purnendu, Yashendu and Ramona’s business model

There is no problem with anyone who negates religion or chooses to be an atheist as it is their place in  life to be with it or against. Lets pass no judgement about that at all.

It is the packaging that his products come in we have problem with. Let us give you an example, if you were first selling a meal of french fries and burgers because your family did it for a long time and that is the only thing you knew. As you got into the business a little bit more and realized that market is heading towards not eating Mc D anymore and you also somewhat lost your taste for it (as other opportunities arose). Its fair up to here to change your mind and direction of your business. 

A sensible and straight business man will at this point change the name of the business and looks of the menu and then sell what he chose to sell. That would be fair thing to do.

Now, if this business man retains the name of the business as McD and has the same business model as his parents and people first come in seeing his name and appearance and he cashes in the attention. Once you get in you realize the khichdi of recipe of fries with seasoning from the burgers into this new sandwich that he sells now. When all four of them sit and do nothing else but promote this new sandwich business online they forget that people are paying attention to their games and many just choose to ignore it or just talk among themselves.

There are plenty of people that would buy their sandwich and they need not cover it under the name of MC D and wear their uniform unless they know that is the only way they can catch people’s
attention and bring them in and serve them their mixed meal with no real nutritional value.

Many a times they have been asked a questions about why are they using Hindu God’s name as their business name and what is with the appearance? The answer is that it is their old business name and
they won’t get rid of it and it means nothing to them. You change a profession, business or your products you must go with your new business plan and not utilize the same old garb. If your customer chose they will stay with you and if not  you need to build it from scratch. That is a business without deception and cheating.

His name is Swami Balendu, he says he is an atheist and hates religion to the core. His business name is Jai Siya Ram which is on his tens of websites, blogs and other pages and uses yoga, mantra, Ayurveda, and charity to promote himself and calls it a business without religion.

If it was some Balendu Goswami sharing his thoughts as an ordinary person would people really care about his ramblings? Would he then still use Yoga, Ayurveda, Holi, Diwali and Charity for namesake of his business to lure simple people in? And most of all would people donate money to his charity which is also their only source of income.

The Bizarre writings have not even been discussed yet so…..Stay tuned for more and do comment….

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Blah blah blah

Each time I come across something from Balendu brothers all I hear is blah blah blah. As per their daily writings, which they spend all of their waking hours is about (1) how bad the religion in India are (2) how bad people on the street in India are (3) how everyone is corrupt (4) how there is no culture in India (4) how there is no sex education in India (5) how families fight between themselves (6) how people that do not agree with them should stop being friends with them (7) how no one is allowed to reason with them

Now the only good things in India are - their German wife, their mixed daughter, their not being religious, their charity, their good business strategies to serve a few handful poor neighborhood kids, their family without any Indian daughter in laws as all of the indian women are enemies of other women, their non religious family.

But don’t forget - they can and are allowed to use religion in their 20 plus websites, Facebook pages and twitter account (which is the source of their livelihood). How ironic? RAM name in their every dealing, garb of a hindu saint and offering best and cheap Yoga retreat on Holi at an Indian ASHRAM in VRINDAVAN. Talk about using religious words to lure poor westerners into their trap to get donations for the CHARITY which is the only thing the whole family invests in.

How about having a business with a normal name and wearing normal clothes and teaching regular classes and then declaring themselves as non-religious. But then how will they earn the bread and butter and pay for 75,000 likes on the Facebook pages.

Smart businessmen indeed.

More words coming from local people in Vrindavan - stay tuned


Monday, July 9, 2012

Swami Balendu - Advertising for more followers




Look at the advertisement below. This is how swami Balendu is running his business. He is targeting facebook readers by paid advertisements to gain more friends on his 25 or more Facebook pages.

He is  touching people’s most vulnerable feelings to lure them into his group. Then he asks for donations and support for so called orphan school and does mantra healing, chakra dirty dancing, Darshan (of himself) and everything else that any other fake guru does.

He was a self proclaimed Guru then and is self proclaimed former Guru now. He goes for what benefits him the most at any given moment. Right now he is claiming to be anti-religious and anti guru as that is more profitable and most desirable for lot of people.

He is helped by his brothers Purnendu Goswami and Yashendu Goswami and the lady Ramona. This is their full time business. Conmen business.

They mainly target the western people as they donate to Indian poor orphan people easily and are vary of Indian gurus. Indian local people are also quite unhappy with various religious frauds so they join his group also not knowing what his main motive is. Superficially looking he seems quite harmless but do not fall for it as there is a hidden agenda in his so called business of charity.

It feeds his entire clan and is THE only source of their income. They work round the clock online trying to make themselves look big and legit charity.



Read my previous posts to know about this scam.






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Fake Guru / Vrindavan: Blame Game of Swami Balendu brothers

Fake Guru / Vrindavan: Blame Game of Swami Balendu brothers: When one is criticized or openly questioned about their ways of fooling people into donating to their business (which looks like a charity a...

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Swami Balendu - Vyapari/businessman

I have not written in a while and have been thinking that Swami Balendu is very obviously displaying his cunningness and people are seeing the true side of his. Then on the other hand, to a simple person it is not that easy to see Swami Balendu's agenda which is cleverly hidden behind his messages on his blogs and Facebook pages.


Just yesterday he called himself a mamooli, shadishuda, balbachedar insaan jo ki mehnat se vyapar karta hai - Insignificant, married, with children, hard working businessman.


Let us explore this -


Mamuli - Insignificant - all of his websites (20 plus) show him as a divine healer who got enlightened when he stayed in a cave (manmade in the back of his house). In a hindu saint’s outfit with long beard as of a renunciate.


Married - yes, to his business partner and translator.


Children - yes, one little girl.


Hard working businessman - Hardworking - yes - working hard in fooling thousands of people online into seeing him as a wise hindu swami but calling himself a businessman. Between his 2 brothers and wife they sure are working hard (only) online to promote their so called charitable organization through 20 or more websites, webpages and Facebook accounts for handful of children but using hundreds of photos of poor children eating.

Businessman - Definition - Is someone involved in a particular undertaking of activities, commercial or industrial, for the purpose of generating revenue. Looking at this definition, he has not undertaken any commercial or industrial activities for generating his income.His income is coming largely from donations from westerners who think that they are supporting poor children of Vrindavan, India. His other source is through giving mantras to people for money, doing some wishy-washy healings to naked women, doing chakra sexual healing circle or giving darshans to people. How is that any different then Kumar swami and gang? 

He is targeting people by playing with their sentiments of being against con-men yet conning them into believing into him. Swami Balendu and family started with buying 2000 friends on Facebook and are now getting more than 5000 friends a month by just talking about what people want to hear. 

He attacks all the politicians and religious figures (who I am not saying are in my good books) by writing open letters etc. thus bringing attention towards self and then trying to get name and fame. 

Its like Hathi ke daant khaney ke aur and dikhaney ke aur. 

He is no different then people he displays to be against - it is all about money, power, sex but from deceiving others in different ways. 

He is hiding behind a garb of a hindu leader and calling himself a businessman. 

Hey, if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and quacks like a duck - chances are it is a duck. HE is a quack - you do not have to look hard to see his truth. 


Thursday, May 10, 2012

Swami Balendu’s healing sessions with women

Read it for yourself…..

http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/tickled-pink-by-indias-giggling-guru-470713.html





Victoria Mary Clarke gets healed by the swami who spent three years in a cave.
IN A rather incongruous airport hotel, on a Thursday evening in Dublin, a small group of mainly middle-aged women have gathered. We have paid our money and we wait expectantly for the swami to arrive.



On schedule, an exotic creature in a vivid orange silk robe glides up to the stage, sits down and fiddles with the mic stand. Like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's , he wears the robe as though Givenchy had designed it. With his slender form, long, delicate fingers, slim arms, perfectly geometrical cheekbones, saucy black eyes and wide, wide grin he beams at us. I am dazzled by a beauty that is physically present but which seems to emanate from some other source.
Your average man in his 20s should be having the time of his life. For the first time (in Ireland , at least) there are no longer excuses for not being on the property ladder, not driving a new car, not having abs like Brad Pitt's and not having a chick like Angelina. Men, nature's trophy hunters, now have more prizes to compete for than ever before. And yet strangely, young Irish men are committing suicide more than they ever did before.
Swami Sri Balendu is 33, but he's no ordinary young man. He may be a big hit with the girls, but he is resolutely celibate and you won't catch him drinking pints or watching football. At the age of 25, when most men's thoughts are driven by their hormones, Swami Balendu, or Swamiji, entered an underground cave, where he would remain bricked up in the darkness for three and a half years with no telly, no play-station, not even a mobile phone. Fruit and milk would be passed to him in silence, through a small hole.And he left strict instructions that even if a member of his family died, he was not to be interrupted. The purpose of the experiment was simply to get closer to God. To hear God's voice uninterrupted by outward distractions.
To be imprisoned in darkness without human contact is most people's idea of torture. Even mass murderers get exercised in a yard; they get books to read and they get to talk to other prisoners. Swamiji is a hard core guy. And yet strangely, when his time was up and the wall was smashed down, all he wanted to do was go back into his cave. This is why we have come: to hear about what we might be missing, out here in the world of mass-consumerism. To find out what hides in the dark recesses of the silence that we never have time for.
Swamiji, who comes from Vrindivan, began preaching when he was nine.
"I started preaching with my father, who is also my master," he tells us, in perfect, heavily accented English. "Then I did my own programme when I was 12 or 13."
"Like Jesus?" I ask.
"Yes," he says, simply.
The swami comes from a long line of Hindu spiritual teachers, includinghis father and grandfather. But he is not interested in religion.
"I don't talk about religion, I talk about spirituality. It doesn't matter what religion you are. My God is love." As a 12-year-old, I suggest, he can't have had much experience of love. But he is adamant that he knows all he needs to know. "I believe I am only a medium. God wanted me in this way, so it is His inspiration. I do what I do, I heal people, but only because of His energy."
As Swamiji sits and adjusts the mic, he carefully attaches a digital recorder to it. Later, when I have an opportunity to interview him in his hotel room, he suggests that I watch the DVD that he has made of himself entering and leaving the cave, and I can also check out his website. This is a young man with a foot firmly in the world of modern technology and with an aptitude for self-promotion. I jokingly ask him if he has a degree in computer science.
"I went to school, but at 12 I had to leave because I'd become so busy with my programmes," he says. "And when I started travelling, I didn't know any English. But I don't care, I'm not shy."
The swami emerged from the cave in December 2000, and was welcomed by thousands of people, and film crews from all over the world. But it was to escape the world that he went into the cave.
"In India , spiritual people do this practice of living in silence. If you want to meditate, and concentrate, then you don't want to get disturbed. "I wanted to be able to concentrate, so I built the cave and I made it soundproof. There was no door and no window, it was sealed with bricks. There was one small slit to put food in, but they could not see me."
"In the cave, what did you have with you?" I ask. "My God" he says simply.
There was a toilet. And a mattress to sleep on. There was very little food. But he had been prepared.
"I had done long periods of silence, five or six months, many many times. We also do a lot of fasting, in India. For 12 years, I did that. And for the last two years that I was in the cave I ate only milk."
Interestingly, he didn't actually lose weight. When he emerged from the cave he weighed 46 kilos, exactly the same as when he went in. He had a routine of meditating, yoga and sleeping. The experience, he says, was not remotely difficult.
"It was wonderful!" he says, laughing. "Total bliss."
Coming out was the difficult bit. He describes it as quite shocking. But while he was in the cave, he says, he had evolved spiritually enough to be able to heal other people. And he was now on a mission, to teach and to heal.
"Chakras are the energy centres in the body," he says. "If there is a blockage or an imbalance in the chakras, that causes an imbalance in the body. Each chakra has its own energy field and it affects the body both physically and emotionally. So I work with the chakras, I give energy to them and move energy between them. If you ask me how it works, I will say by God's grace! I am nothing. When I see that people get benefit, I just thank God."
He offers to let me experience a healing. I accept. He warns me that generally people are naked for the healings, although it is not necessary. Some people, he says, would be uncomfortable about being naked and would be unable to relax, which would affect the healing. I consider, for a moment. To hell with it, I decide. I will be naked. After all, I reason, he's very cute, so if he does molest me, I don't mind.
The healing involves me lying on a bed and him chanting, blowing and touching different parts of my body. The base chakra is at the perineum, between the anus and the sexual organs, so it is a very intimate experience and I would recommend it only if you are very comfortable with that kind of thing.
Afterwards, he seems unfazed by the intimacy. I feel energised, but slightly embarrassed. The embarrassment wears off when he continues to talk normally. People give donations for the healings, and the money goes to an ashram in Vrindivan which provides food, shelter and education for deprived children.
He says he's not interested in money. "I have not bought anything for myself, new clothes or whatever. Even my robe has been donated. I don't care about such things."
Will you ever get married?I ask.
"I am very happy. Why would I get married?"
Suddenly he giggles.
Surely people who are married can be happy? I ask.
"Yes." Still giggling.
"You are still young, Maybe you will change your mind."
"If I change my mind, I will inform you. Give me your phone number!" He laughs uproariously.
"How old are you?" he asks.
I make him guess.
"You don't look 39."
"You don't look 33," I say.
I tell him his face has no lines. He is chuffed. I sense that he has some normal weaknesses, after all.
"Do you read newspapers?" I ask. "I will read the Sunday Independent . But generally I don't have time."
"So you don't watch TV?"
"No."
"He was watching The Osbournes ," his assistant pipes up. He giggles again. "Was I?"
"What do you think about the Dalai Lama?" I ask.
"I never met him."
"You were saying the other night he's a right f**ker!" the assistant reminds him.
He laughs uproariously again. "I never said that!"
"Do you ever say bad things or think bad things?"
"No. Never."
"Not even when somebody does something bad to you?"
"Why would I? It is notmy way."
I consider. In many ways, this young man has attained total mastery of the mind and of human desires which lead, as the Buddha said, to inevitable suffering. "Do you think there is hope for a normal person to be like you?" I ask.
"Yes, why not?"
"You are not superhuman?"
"No. I am normal, like you."
I think about my life. About how much of it is concerned with buying, consuming, achieving, and communicating with other people.
"Do you think it would be possible for me to go into a cave for three years?" I ask.
"Why not?"
"Would I go mad?"
"You can see me. Am I mad?" Most people would say it is mad to isolate yourself in the dark for years. Perhaps he is mad, I tell him. On the other hand, perhaps it is the rest of us who are mad.
Swamiji's workshops continue today and August 5-7. Call 01-432 3861 or visit www.swamiji.co.uk
- Victoria Mary Clarke